Does your 'O' face make your partner, Welp, that's not good. Having a non-sexual—or just plain ugly—face when you climax can be a downright mood killer. But don't worry! Fortunately for you, bad 'O' faces are plentiful in the world. Here, we list the struggles of having a weird ‘O’ face!
Doin' it with the lights on is just out of the question. Like, nope. Not happening, pal.
Whenever someone looks at you for more than one second during the deed, you freak out and ask them what’s wrong.
And then the whole moment is ruined.
You’ve practiced in the mirror more than you want to admit.
You just feel totally unsexy.
When you try to control it, you end up just looking way weirder.
Or totally spasming out.
You always try to hide your face with a pillow or blanket.
But sometimes there is no pillow or blanket.
Because you're so concentrated on your 'O' face, you actually never really, you know, orgasm.
Sometimes your partner can’t help but let out a chuckle afterwards.
New partners - or one-night stands - always think you’re in pain.
Or, like, dead.
Unfortunately, you just don't see an end to the madness.
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