Orgasmic Magic: Orgasming With Witchcraft Is Real, If You’re Brave Enough To Try It Out

There's nothing that quite compares to the amazingness that is the orgasm.  Though it's certainly easy to conjure for most people, not everyone is totally capable of whipping one up out of thin air.  They need extra work.  They need to put in added effort in order to get the orgasmic benefits they're so desperately seeking.  As it turns out, though, you can conjure up an orgasm with magic.  Keep reading to learn more about how you can orgasm with witchcraft — if you're brave enough to try it out.Is your sex life as orgasmic as you'd like it to be?  Let us know in the comments!

Reaching the O. Aside from all the other bullsh*t on this planet, we've all got that single goal we can all agree is worth the work. We're all pro-orgasm. But to make things interesting, it turns out there's a way to spice things up — and such a way is via magic. You know, if you’re willing to believe in that sort of thing…

The stretch. OK, so it may seem like a bit of a stretch, but it's true. According to Broadly, if you're willing to put in the work and the spell-casting, then a magical orgasm may be closer than you have ever thought. But don't worry, you won't need any Ollivander wands for this sort of magic.

The magic caster. To better understand the mystery behind the magical orgasm, look no further than Kristen Korvette. With a name that would just as easily fit into the “Harry Potter” universe as any Victor Kris or Cornelius Fudge, Korvette swears by her witchcraft-laden orgasms, and she knows you'll be sold on them once you give her techniques a shot.

A magical teacher. First of all, if you're going to try convincing people that you've got the magical secret to reaching orgasms, then you had better have some clout. As it turns out, she does. She's a professor of “The Legacy of the Witch” at the New School. But really, it's sex magic that has her attention.

Making magic. As she puts it, her best method of creating magic is through sex. She uses her sexual energy (usually through orgasms) and is able to manifest a special type of energy, a kind of magic if you will, that puts her on an entirely different level than most people are even accustomed to.

Full moon. So how did she discover that she could manifest this kind of power? She masturbated under a full moon and pretty much waited for her calling. It came, eventually, but only because she was willing to put in the work, which there happened to be quite a bit of.

Crystal dildo. In order to gain passage onto this other realm, she had to follow a certain set of rules. First, she needed erotic music, and to her, that was Motley Crue. Next, she needed her sex tools, which just so happened to be a crystal dildo. Which, obviously, she was quite careful with.

The erotic craft. It's understandable that you might be a bit turned off at the use of witchcraft, but rest that troubled mind of yours. This isn't “Hocus Pocus.” Nobody's having their souls sucked out. It's just about manifesting a special kind of sexual energy.

The power of the orgasm. The human body is capable of creating some wonderful magic, whether or not you refer to it as magic in the first place. But that's what it is, and you're willing to harness it through an orgasm, then you've got potential to reach further than you ever have before, sexually speaking.

Energy is energy. Whether you believe in magic is up to you, but there's no denying that real energy exists in this world. According to the owner of The Hood Witch, Bri Luna. That's all that a magical orgasm is; it's manifesting a sexual energy that often goes unused.

Sex Magick. Damon Brand wrote “Adventures in Sex Magick," and through that book, he brings up the fact that sexual energy is more vital than we're sometimes willing to give it credit for. He believes that you can change the world with an orgasm.

Hardly new. Even though this might sound like new age mumbo jumbo, it's actually been around for quite some time. It dates back to a “semi-mythical kingdom” in Central Asia. This is where tantric sex was widely popular.

The fifth century. Even though it's difficult to imagine ancient civilizations being quite as horny as we modern folk tend to be, that's exactly how they rolled. The main difference with them was that they truly took the orgasm seriously, whereas we tend to just take the orgasm for granted in most cases.

Gnostic. A group of ancient religions referred to as the Gnostics, once existing in Asia and the Middle East, also saw the power of sex and the magic of the orgasm. They even went so far as using blood rituals for the sake of sexual energy, even though it turns out all they needed was a full moon.

The good and the bad. Some magical folks have gone the decent path of channeling positive energy through witchcraft, but some weren't so good. Occultist Aleister Crowley was one of the few who are typically frowned upon. He tended to dabble in business that wasn’t exactly as positive as most people felt comfortable with.